@Gregory_Ryan @Plugga73 @PcDeville - Maybe I should setup website where we can all update edit... Give me 10 minutes and it should be ready

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Cool shop concepts: http://tinyurl.com/yzg2uhn

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@abstractg - I am pretty excited about heading to Melbourne in a couple of weeks and checking out Maze... You'll have to give me other rec's

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Oh my gosh - real “Star Wars” Lightsaber Duels using an iPhone http://bit.ly/dvrkID

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@abstractg Been there and loved it. Would definitely go again (or to something similiar!)

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So tired after babysitting tonight... Well actually I computered while Claire babysat her 6 month old niece...

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And then out of no where @Andre_vanB returns to Twitter! BANG!

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Yay Twitter is finally working again. Life was sucking without it...

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@abstractg sorry I mean Boucla...

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@abstractg not if it's Bucla in Subiaco. That place rocks

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Deleting multiple items at once in a SharePoint List

Thursday, July 23, 2009
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Caching of SharePoint Timer Jobs

Wednesday, July 22, 2009
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Friday, July 17, 2009
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Tuesday, June 16, 2009
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Friday, June 05, 2009
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Thursday, April 23, 2009
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Thursday, January 22, 2009
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Presentation on SharePoint Search and Longitude

Wednesday, January 21, 2009
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Friday, January 16, 2009
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New stuff for ClintonCherry.com

Friday, October 17, 2008

Because I rarely get an opportunity to edit my website I have decided to integrate some other cool features into my website. Now as a part of the website any updates that I do on Flickr, Facebook or on the other blogs that I write (boring nerd stuff mainly) will appear here on ClintonCherry.com. This way you will get a much more accurate idea of what I am up to (rather than an update every 6 months...)

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Wednesday, October 08, 2008
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Friday, September 26, 2008
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Wednesday, September 10, 2008
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Calculated Fields

Wednesday, July 09, 2008
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Friday, July 04, 2008
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Creating clones of SharePoint VPC images (renaming SharePoint instances)

Tuesday, July 01, 2008
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Thursday, June 26, 2008
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Style up your 'Best Bets' results in SharePoint (pt 2)

Friday, June 06, 2008
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Tuesday, June 03, 2008
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What is Clinton up to?

Friday, May 23, 2008

For anyone who randomly visits this site, you will notice that it no longer gets updated with the frequency it used to. In a bid to make this site more up to date with what I am up to, I am looking to start to get information from a number of sources and publish my activities also using this.

One such application I use is Twitter, which enables me to send updates via the web or SMS as to what I am doing (my thoughts, activities, ponderings etc) and as such you will notice to the left there is a section 'My Twitterings', which will change all the time as I update Twitter.

In the future I'd like to see my updates to photo albums, Facebook or other applications also appear on here, as well of course as still updating my diary entries here!

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Tuesday, May 06, 2008
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Betting week 5

Friday, April 25, 2008

Well to start with, last week didn't end up so good. A draw in the AFL and Man U going down in an upset meant for the first time I lost money on a weekend, and ended up $12 down for the weekend. I will post results later...

Moving forward I have put a stack of bets on this weekend!

IN the AFL at $4.85 I have $5 on Freo. At $4 I have $5 on West Coast. And Saints at $2.30 was too good a bargain to pass up for $5. I have also perserveered and put $3 on Buddy to kick the most goals at $4.25, while I put my 4 pick on Coll-Geel-Adel-WC for $2 at 12.5 to 1.

A huge week in the premier league so have put some money down there. I have $5 on the Man U Chelsea draw at $3.20, for the same odds I have $5 on Middlesborough for a win over Sunderland and another $5 on Liverpool at $2.45. I whacked $10 on Arsenal at $1.27 which should be a breeze, and finally put $3 on Ronaldo to be the first scorer in the blockbuster (at 6/1) as well as $5 that there will be at least 3 goals at for odds of 2.3/1!

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Thursday, April 24, 2008
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Tips for the weekend starting April 17

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Well I am a bit late to submit my bets for the week, but early on the bets I have placed have already gone well. Chelsea won on Thursday night (which I had $10 on at 2/1) and then last night with the start of the IPL I had $10 on the Knight Riders (at $1.72) which also came in.

So to the Premier League and Man U at $1.60 seem like a good bet for this weekend for $10, and I have put another $10 on Arsenal at a low $1.31.

To the AFL and for my pick 4 I have gone for Saints, Geelong, Freo and Hawks which was paying a healthy $8.10 (so I have $3 there) and another $1 on Judd to get the most possessions at $13. Finally I have put $10 on the Eagles who are paying $2.17 at home against a team that has not won a game yet!

Betting results week 4

Thursday, April 17, 2008

Well another week down, and another week up. Though only made $10 this week, so wasn't as lucrative as of late. Probably didn't help that I had a couple of late betting splurges. I put $5 on Big Bad Barry to get 6 weeks or less at $1.90 which didn't come in (but I'm not upset about that. Chelsea also didn't come in, but likewise I am happy to lose money on them as that opens the door for Chelsea.

On the plus I put $2 on Richmond at 5.5/1 which brought me in a nice $11. Plus my four pick of favourites came in, along with Man United and Man City.

Results

Bet: $40
Won: $50
Net: +$10
Net Total: +$110

Chelsea are playing tonight so have another $10 on them at $2.10 which isn't too bad and will be part of next weekends winnings should they come in.

Predictions - Week 4

Friday, April 11, 2008

Its pretty lopsided in the AFL betting and no real stand out bets for me. For my four pick I have gone WB-Kang-Geel-WC at $11.80 for $3 and WB-Kang-Geel-Syd at $3.30 for $5 - hopefully if the first three can get in, then I have hedged my bets on the West Coast game... Though I don't hold high hopes for the Coasters but with big odds I have still put $5 on WCE at $4.35 as I still don't think Swans are that great either. Finally I have put 2 bucks on Buddy to kick the most goals for the round (for a bit of fun) as that is paying $6.

Updated: Have also decided to plunge a huge $3 on Essendon tonight at $3.30 as I wouldn't make Friday nights viewing a little more exciting. And with Embley out of the Eagles, I now regret any betting to do with the WCE, so I would NOT recommend betting on them.

In the premier league Man United are back at home against Arsenal, though I can't see them dropping another game so am backing $10 on them at $1.90. Chelsea are $1.25 against Wigan, but its still worth putting $10 on them as that should be a gimme. Finally I think $3.45 isn't a bad price for Man City against an in form Sunderland, so am putting $5 there.

Sportsbet Betting Results week 3

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Another week down and another week up in terms of betting.
I ended up topping up my bet on Melbourne to include another $5 on Geelong by 1-39 which was paying $4.25 and a $5 bet on Port Adelaide to win. With Melbourne losing by less than 39 points, it meant I ended up getting over $60 back on this game, which made up well and truly for my other AFL losses.

In terms of the premier league Chelsea brought me in some cash, and luckily I didn't back Man United too strongly after they drew their game.

So at the end of the weekend I still ended about $20 up.

Bet: $50
Won: $70> Net: +$20> Total to date: +$100>

Predictions for weekend 5/6 April

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Well this week all the talk about betting should be around Melbourne Vs Geelong. Currently they are giving 21/1 odds on Melbourne. For even money they are giving Geelong a 70 point head start. These odds are just too good to be true, so I have put a couple of bucks on the win (cause this really isn't going to happen), but have put down $20 on the 70 point head start, as that is a BIG ask for Geelong.

In other footy betting I am backing $10 on West Coast at 2/1, while my 4 pick for the week is for StK-Haw-Freo-Ess at $6.40.

Finally in the premier league I have put $7 on Chelsea for a win at a respectable $1.75, and with my final $1 for the week have put it down for Man United to win 2-1 against Middlesborough at 8/1.

Now I'll wait and see on the early results to see if I back Chelsea in with some more money...

SportsBet Week 2 results

Thursday, April 03, 2008

Week 2, and had some mixed fortunes. The Premier league was alot kinder than the AFL, but still endup up. As all my betting was over by Sunday, I also ended up putting on a few more bets, which more or less ended up cancelling each other out. I had a double on Geelong and Richmond at $2.73 for $5 bet which didn't come in after a dissappointing Richmond, though I did put $20 on Chelsea at $1.31 to win which covered the earlier bet after they came in (just).

So in the end, I am now up a total of $79 with a summary of the weekends bets below...

Week 2 results

Bet: $115
Won: $130 (+$60 from Sportsbet loan)
Net result: +$15
Total to date: +$80

Predictions for weekend 29/30 March

Friday, March 28, 2008
With a tough week in the AFL, this week my attention turned to the premier league. I believe while Arsenal have been in a form slump, $1.73 for an Arsenal win is a good buy, so have wagered $15 on them for a win. From signing up to SportsBet, I also have a 'free' $60 bet to use, so have decided to use this to bet on Manchester United at home. They have been in sparkling touch, and whilst it is only paying $1.33, I'd say its pretty close to a sure thing.

In the AFL with my 'Pick 4' I have decided to wager it on Bris-WB-WC-StK. It is paying $6.15 which isn't too bad, but as I'm not oozing confidence, I have decided to just put the $5 on this bet. Finally I have put a few head to head bets - $5 on Hawks at 2/1 seemed a pretty good bet, as did 2/1 Line bet for Melbourne with a +14 point start against the bulldogs. And finally I put a $5 on West Coast v Adelaide to be within 15 points of each other.

Fingers crossed for the weekend...

Summary

Arsenal to beat Bolton $15
Man U to beat Aston Villa $60FB
Bris-WB-WC-SK $5
Hawks to beat Dockers $5
Melbourne to win, or lose by less than 14 $5
WCE or Adelaide to win by 15 or less $5

Gamblor

Monday, March 24, 2008

Well after a huge hiatus from writing on this blog I have decided to post again. This time its about my latest hobby... betting.

Judd

Last week I decided it was a smart move to bet $50 on Judd for the Brownlow at 13/1 - thinking he was fully fit and would romp it in (and also now that the Eagles have lost him, the least I should be able to do is benefit financially be the loss). So I managed to persuade Claire to go to the TAB for me and put the bet down. Having watched him on Thursday night, I think he is miles away from the fitness levels I expected from him, and as such he is probably already offering better odds this week. That bet will also prove to be a waste of $50 one would think... HOWEVER what this bet did to was give me the bug. The gambling bug.

Life as a gambler begins

Having enjoyed my little wager and the excitement of it all (even if that first bet will take 22 rounds before I know any more) I decided why not spice up my life with a bit of weekly gambling on all things sport. And so I decided to get an online account with Sportsbet.

Week 1 bet

So for my first bet I decided to go on an AFL multi bet. What seemed like the best combo to me was West Coast, Hawks, Bombers and Bulldogs. I thought the bulldogs should fire for Brad Johnsons 300th, Bombers looked great in the preseason, Demons are woeful so the Hawks had the bye, and I have to back the Eagles. The combo was paying 8.5/1 so I put $10 down and waited to see what would happen.

As it happened I was damn lucky with the Bulldogs, the Eagles weren't that convincing, but the Hawks were great so coming into Monday I was sitting pretty with 3 out 3 to that point. Getting a little nervous about the bombers I ended up hedging my bets and placed $15 on the Kangaroos at $1.75. That way I couldn't lose on my first betting weekend. In the end though I needn't have worried as Bombers won pretty comfortabley in the end as did I on my first weekend.

The results

Bet $25
Won $85
Net +$65

So with a decent win on my first week, I'm already excited for next weeks bet... stay tuned!

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The Shiny Red Mustang

Tuesday, June 19, 2007

The Mustang with usWell it amazed me. I am sure it also amazed Claire. And I'm sure it amazes pretty much everyone else, but the other day Claire and I reached 2 years in our relationship. Pretty decent stint really. (It also amazes me that I am updating this web site again - finally!)

So anyway for our anniversary Claire got me a fantastic ring. For her - I got totally smashed the day before at a wine tasting event, starting at 10am, and almost didn't get her a present. Lucky I had already organized another treat for her up my arm.

 As a surprise, I managed to organize a full picnic to take Claire out (not bad Clinton, not bad). Better still I arranged for a red convertible Mustang to pick us up. The MustangAnd somehow managed to keep it all a secret. (Though in retrospect this wasn't easy nor was it overly fun, as Claire was pretty much ready to kill me up until midday -  when the Mustang finally arrived -  as she thought I had all but forgot about the anniversary).

So it was great to see the surprised look on Claire's face when we went downstairs and the Mustang was finally there, waiting to take us out for the afternoon. And I was able to avert major damage control.  Michael, our chauffeur for the afternoon, then took us off to the Swan Valley for an afternoon of wine tasting's.

Cruising It was awesome fun to be out in a convertible again (I don't think I have been in one since the good old days when I had my Suzuki Sierra), with the wind blowing through my (well no) hair. We had some classic Dean Martin to set the mood, and the afternoon flew by, with the help of some great wines.

At the end of the time in the Mustang, Michael dropped us off at Kings Park for our picnic, though sadly the weather turned pretty average. So instead we opted for walking home and having a picnic on the lounge floor, but at least we managed to have a great arvo out in the Mustang.

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Circus Oz

Thursday, March 01, 2007 8:44:03 PM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

On Saturday night I was lucky enough to be able to go along to Circus Oz, which is happening as a part of the Festival of Perth. Now I personally haven't been to a circus since I was about 10, so I was real excited to see what the circus is like these days, plus I had also heard some pretty good things about Circus Oz. It certainly did not disappoint.

Claire got the tickets for Christmas, and I was lucky enough to be on her invite list. We got there and the first thing we did was get some popcorn. I knew at this stage we were in for a fun night. Anything with popcorn always rocks.

Our seats turned out to be in the second row, which was awesome, as you really could watch the expression on the faces of the performers and carnies. The only catch was sometimes you had to crick your neck and stare up into the spotlights to watch the entertainment when it was up high.

The circus itself was full of great stunts and feats of strength, acrobats and daring, along with some great humour all the way. The 'Oz' in the circus also really came out through the show including a bogan on a bicycle (complete with mullet) who was dinkying about 7 other performers and later doing wheelie's on a bmx on fire. Everyone had real ochre voices everytime someone opened their mouth and of course each performer had a name like Sheila or Mick. 

While there wasn't clowns or bearded ladies, there was no shortage of entertainment, they climbed vertical poles like monkeys, danced up high on the trapeze and light poles and contorted their bodies in all sorts of ways (including one girl putting herself into a small tank of water). The crowd screamed with fright, laughed in enjoyment and yelled with excitement through the whole show - it was an awesome atmosphere - making the time literally fly by.

I absolutely loved this show, and am definitely going to be going to the circus again next time it comes into town. If you get a chance to see a show like this, I wouldn't even hesitate.

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Sex and the shitty - the final hoora

Monday, November 15, 2004 7:59:00 PM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)
I haven't written an opinion piece on my site for a while. I have been considering doing it again with so much trash on TV of late (heck I could daily vent my opinions about the trash that is this year's Australian Idol, but then I haven't been watching it regularly). A show I have been watching on a regular basis though is Sex in the City, which over the past 4 or 5 weeks has been steadily getting worse and worse. Last night it climaxed in quite possibly the ugliest ending to a series ever. Not ugly as far as the show's stars were concerned, but ugly in the fact that the show producers saved and delivered the worst show for the very ending, leaving me no choice but to vent my opinions on the show here.
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A new article by the Clinton Test account

Tuesday, April 27, 2004 12:01:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)
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Digital Cinema

Friday, May 17, 2002 11:17:00 PM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

Today checked out Star Wars in London's own digital cinema. Being the first movie created entirely with digital cameras this gave me the perfect opportunity to see what these new type of cinemas are really like. Also having seen Star Wars: Attack of the Clones twice previously in a normal cinema I had a good base to compare the movie.

For a start the sound was awesome. But you are going to get this in any cinema with good, digital surround sound in THX. But enough of that - the big difference of course is the picture, and it did not fail to deliver. The picture image was absolutely astounding. It was the crispist image I have ever seen, and this is on an absolutely giant screen in a cinema. Like getting a DVD and playing it on an awesome monitor then enlarging it like about a thousand times. The other brilliant aspect was the colour. I have never seen such rich and vibrant colours in a cinema. It was so unbelievably better than life itself. To me the difference was like watching the movie the first two times on video, then going and watching it on DVD.

I highly recommend digital cinema to anyone. Having said that there are only a handful worldwide, with the majority it USA. London has 2 such cinema's and as far as I know Australia has none, (well Perth definitely doesn't), but if you are ever abroad and want an awesome visual experience then check out a digital cinema. They rock.

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Digital Cinema

Friday, May 17, 2002 10:17:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

Today checked out Star Wars in London's own digital cinema. Being the first movie created entirely with digital cameras this gave me the perfect opportunity to see what these new type of cinemas are really like. Also having seen Star Wars: Attack of the Clones twice previously in a normal cinema I had a good base to compare the movie.

For a start the sound was awesome. But you are going to get this in any cinema with good, digital surround sound in THX. But enough of that - the big difference of course is the picture, and it did not fail to deliver. The picture image was absolutely astounding. It was the crispist image I have ever seen, and this is on an absolutely giant screen in a cinema. Like getting a DVD and playing it on an awesome monitor then enlarging it like about a thousand times. The other brilliant aspect was the colour. I have never seen such rich and vibrant colours in a cinema. It was so unbelievably better than life itself. To me the difference was like watching the movie the first two times on video, then going and watching it on DVD.

I highly recommend digital cinema to anyone. Having said that there are only a handful worldwide, with the majority it USA. London has 2 such cinema's and as far as I know Australia has none, (well Perth definitely doesn't), but if you are ever abroad and want an awesome visual experience then check out a digital cinema. They rock.

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The truth about Yanks

Saturday, April 06, 2002 1:55:00 PM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

So we all have our own preconceptions about what our yanky friends are like.
Well now that I am here I thought I would clear up a few of the stereo types that have been brought upon these people

1. Yes they are fat. I have seen alot of fat people here. Heck in the amusement parks they have fat cars for the fat people. Yes thats right their too fat too walk so they drive around in little fat cars (they also get hugely angry when you take photos of them - mind you they are easy to out run!)

2. Yes there is only fat food here. There are approximately 74 different types of fast food outlets selling highly fatty foods and syrup drinks. Everything is dripping with fat and coated with sugar. I have yet to see any vegetables or for that matter anything healthy. I think this is what is contributing to all the fat people...

3. Tipping is over hyped. I haven't had the opportunity to tip yet and I've been here 3 or so days. I thought I was going to be tipping all the time but it hasn't happened yet.

4. Yes they drive on the wrong side of the road. I have almost been killed about 14 times because I have looked the wrong way for traffic, as well as trying to get into the drivers seat of a taxi on a couple of times not much to the amusement of the driver. I am still shitting myself every car I get in cause I keep thinking they are turning down the wrong way of a street.

5. No they don't chew gum. I have not seen anyone chew gum. I have not even seen somewhere they sell gum. There is also no sign of gum on the pavement or under seats.

6. Yes alot of them have crew cuts and moustaches. Especially in the amusement parks. I laugh every time I see a guy with this cop look. I got to do this some time.

7. Yes they do love Aussie accents. Everytime I speak the girls fall in laugh with the way I speak (and thats about it) and say how one day there going to come to Sydney, Australia. Beyond that though they have no interest in Australia except for kangaroos and koalas. I also can't imagine they actually know where it is. But they do laugh the accent so I just keep talking it up.

8. Dunno what sort of preconception you have about tourists but everyone in America is Americans. This includes every tourist (except me). My hotel is full of Yanks. The city is full of Yanks. The amusement parks are full of yanks. They literally are everywhere. No wonder none of them ever see the world. They are all too busy visiting America. They also all have American accents.

9. Yes everything is Americanised here. The TV is the worst example of it. Then theres the billboards, the clothing, the shops... its everywhere.

10. Finally of what I have seen California is not the cool, hip, surf place it is made out to be on TV. Sure it has palm trees, nice weather and great beaches and marina's. However, it is lacking the bikini clad hotties, the surfie and skatie blokes and the rock music that I have been led to believe is here somewhere. Then again maybe that is out in the burbs. Time will tell if I can find the real "California"...

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Metropolis Fremantle

Friday, February 22, 2002 10:45:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

This place is a dump.

Last night I went to Freo Metro's and spat on the place. Everything about the venue stinks. The sound system is shit (as Jeans said he couldn't hear jack shit from the back) because there are so many friggen poles and crap in the way. The poles and crappy design also make for shit viewing so you can't see anything unless your near the front. The venue is too small half the time, and the swords that run the place manage to let in way too many people for gigs, so you can't move or get a spot to see the band, because there are about 2359 people too many in the small shit house place. Last night, none the less a sign out the front said "sold out" but the greedy nightclub tycoons decided "lets make more money" so continued to sell tickets beyond the building's capacity.

But what tops the place off is the dumb ass balcony's in place which total morons decide to use as launch platforms for crowd surfing. I had 3 cockheads just miss landing on me jumping from the balcony's, not to mention one moron who jumped from a balcony onto the stage, while mean while the brain dead faggot bouncers did crap all about it.

Why they use this screwed up venue for concerts is beyond me when located in central perth (not south crapsville Fremantle where the freaks live) are venues which could much better hold Perth's premier gigs. Entertainment Centre is perfect for big gigs, Metro Perth isn't too bad for gigs and then there are numerous pubs such as the Lookout which can host a band so much better than the crap that Metro's freo dishes out.

Screw you Fremantle, you and your crap hole nightclubs can go to hell. No wonder your footy team stinks.

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Christmas Crackers

Friday, December 21, 2001 5:25:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

Christmas crackers can make or break a christmas get together....if after cracking your cracker you open it up to discover no toy then you know your at a tight ass christmas do.

Crackers without toys is like a spoon without ice cream. Hats and jokes are a start but the toy is what makes the whole cracker experience worthwhile. So this year if your putting on a christmas party ensure you spend the extra couple of bucks and get the crackers with the toys or be booed all year round (none of this "I thought they did have toys" crap!) If you go to a christmas party and they serve you crackers without a toy then make sure you fill your pockets with as many beers as possible before you leave......

Merry Cracking!

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Christmas Crackers

Thursday, December 20, 2001 3:25:00 PM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

Christmas crackers can make or break a christmas get together....if after cracking your cracker you open it up to discover no toy then you know your at a tight ass christmas do.

Crackers without toys is like a spoon without ice cream. Hats and jokes are a start but the toy is what makes the whole cracker experience worthwhile. So this year if your putting on a christmas party ensure you spend the extra couple of bucks and get the crackers with the toys or be booed all year round (none of this "I thought they did have toys" crap!) If you go to a christmas party and they serve you crackers without a toy then make sure you fill your pockets with as many beers as possible before you leave......

Merry Cracking!

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FoosBall

Thursday, December 20, 2001 1:59:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)
Foosball is a kickass game!! Some people may relate it to soccer but let me tell you it has nothing to do with that pathetic sport…for example you score goals every few minutes and the little dudes never cry or fall down when touched.

 

The game of foosball is one typically for 2 or 4 players.  It can also provide enjoyment and a challenge for a single individual up to 8 players at a time or dozens of players in an evening of “foos”. 

 

Objective – Maneuver your 4 rods to control your 11/13 player figures to drive the ball towards your target goal.   Sounds easy enough… until you have to keep your opponents from doing the same!

 

Game/Match – A basic game of foosball is a race to 5 points/goals.   The first team to 5 goals wins the game.  Matches can be played where best 2 out of 3, or 3 out of 5 games wins the match.

 

Types of Games - Common game formats are Singles (1 player versus 1 player – each player must control 4 rods on their side of the table), Doubles (2 versus 2, where one player per teams controls the leftmost/defensive rods, while his partner controls the 5-Bar and Offensive 3-Bar), Goalie War (1 player versus 1 player where each control the leftmost/defensive rods only while the middle 4 rods are not used).   

 

Foosball rocks and I cant wait for Santa Claus to bring my new table this year….

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FoosBall

Wednesday, December 19, 2001 11:59:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)
Foosball is a kickass game!! Some people may relate it to soccer but let me tell you it has nothing to do with that pathetic sport…for example you score goals every few minutes and the little dudes never cry or fall down when touched.

 

The game of foosball is one typically for 2 or 4 players.  It can also provide enjoyment and a challenge for a single individual up to 8 players at a time or dozens of players in an evening of “foos”. 

 

Objective – Maneuver your 4 rods to control your 11/13 player figures to drive the ball towards your target goal.   Sounds easy enough… until you have to keep your opponents from doing the same!

 

Game/Match – A basic game of foosball is a race to 5 points/goals.   The first team to 5 goals wins the game.  Matches can be played where best 2 out of 3, or 3 out of 5 games wins the match.

 

Types of Games - Common game formats are Singles (1 player versus 1 player – each player must control 4 rods on their side of the table), Doubles (2 versus 2, where one player per teams controls the leftmost/defensive rods, while his partner controls the 5-Bar and Offensive 3-Bar), Goalie War (1 player versus 1 player where each control the leftmost/defensive rods only while the middle 4 rods are not used).   

 

Foosball rocks and I cant wait for Santa Claus to bring my new table this year….

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Subway

Saturday, November 24, 2001 3:55:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

Subway sandwiches are delicious. They taste great, and are fun to eat. I personally enjoy the Roast Chicken Breast (foot long of course) with heaps of bbq sauce poured all over it (bbq sauce is perhaps the greatest thing in the world). Although Subway are still the greatest sandwiches in the world there have been some disturbing new trends going on by their sandwich artists, trends that are beginning to tarnish their great image. First off, what is with the introduction of cucumber? Cucumber does not belong in a Subway sandwich. Cucumber sucks. I think that everyone who enjoys Subway should boycott the cucumber so that when you go to the restuarants there is always a tub full of dried up, mouldy cucumber. Whether or not you like cucumber is beside the point, it does not belong in a Subway sandwich. More importantly, the sandwich artists have now brought in a new style to cut the bun. Instead of the old "wedge", they now slice directly in half, putting salads on one side and other stuff on the other, then just mashing the two together. This destroys the perfect equilibrium that was once in place with the wedge. Once again, boycott the slice and ask for the wedge. This must be done. Case in point: The last order of Subway I ordered, I requested the wedge (cucumber was just thrown in there, and I was not happy). The silly girl who did my order, the so called "sandwich artist" first put in the cheese and salads, then put on the chicken and bbq sauce. This was done before I could say anything to change this. The reason for this? It is because these workers no longer understand the wedge and it's importance it plays in making a great sandwich. So people, let's all boycott the cucumber and request the wedge. Change is not always for the better.

p.s. There is no such thing as half a foot, only the whole foot (in other words, if you eat a 6 inch, you are a pussy).

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Hahn Premium Light

Wednesday, November 07, 2001 11:24:00 PM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

Without a doubt this is the shitest beer ever made.This beer almost ruined the Melbourne Cup for Jean and I. We now know what actually happens when your house is broken into and nothing is stolen, its the Hahn company collecting the water from your toliet.

If you drink this shit your either gay, lonely or a complete dickhead.

 

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Hahn Premium Light

Wednesday, November 07, 2001 9:24:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

Without a doubt this is the shitest beer ever made.This beer almost ruined the Melbourne Cup for Jean and I. We now know what actually happens when your house is broken into and nothing is stolen, its the Hahn company collecting the water from your toliet.

If you drink this shit your either gay, lonely or a complete dickhead.

 

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Chevy Chase

Saturday, November 03, 2001 5:53:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

Chevy Chase is a god. A comedic god. There are many people in the world that neither appreciate, understand or just plain like Chevy. These people are mindless fools. These people have no sense of humour. These people do not deserve to live. In fact, they should just commit suicide right now.

Chevy Chase had his beginnings on the show "Saturday Night Live", but was only on the show for one year. Not because he wasn't funny or good enough, but because he was too funny and too good. He of course made the jump to motion pictures and really hit his stride when he made the classic "National Lampoons Vacation", one of the greatest films in motion picture history. One of his next films was the great "Fletch", arguably the greatest film character in motion picture history. His form of comedy is still unrivalled to this day. No one can come close to this man. He virtually invented dead pan humour, and of course, perfected it. Who else can make the words "No. Never. Never" so funny that when hearing it, one is almost induced to pissing their pants.

Chevy Chase is a man of genius. It is not his fault that ordinary cretins throughout society cannot comprehend his level of genius. I urge people, nay, demand that people study this man and enjoy his work. Bring him back to a level of importance to the common man, so that they can see what true art is about and witness the genius that we all aspire to. Appreciate Chevy whilst you can, before it is too late. Do not reduce this great man to that of other famous artists, who people only admire once they have passed. Live in the now.

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Chevy Chase

Friday, November 02, 2001 3:53:00 PM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

Chevy Chase is a god. A comedic god. There are many people in the world that neither appreciate, understand or just plain like Chevy. These people are mindless fools. These people have no sense of humour. These people do not deserve to live. In fact, they should just commit suicide right now.

Chevy Chase had his beginnings on the show "Saturday Night Live", but was only on the show for one year. Not because he wasn't funny or good enough, but because he was too funny and too good. He of course made the jump to motion pictures and really hit his stride when he made the classic "National Lampoons Vacation", one of the greatest films in motion picture history. One of his next films was the great "Fletch", arguably the greatest film character in motion picture history. His form of comedy is still unrivalled to this day. No one can come close to this man. He virtually invented dead pan humour, and of course, perfected it. Who else can make the words "No. Never. Never" so funny that when hearing it, one is almost induced to pissing their pants.

Chevy Chase is a man of genius. It is not his fault that ordinary cretins throughout society cannot comprehend his level of genius. I urge people, nay, demand that people study this man and enjoy his work. Bring him back to a level of importance to the common man, so that they can see what true art is about and witness the genius that we all aspire to. Appreciate Chevy whilst you can, before it is too late. Do not reduce this great man to that of other famous artists, who people only admire once they have passed. Live in the now.

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Bouncers

Tuesday, October 30, 2001 6:54:00 PM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

Wiggum

This is the law enforcement we need...

I know I have already written about these peanuts once but yet again they have given me the absolute shits, so I am writing a follow up with an article in opinion on these gooses. These guys are there to protect the pub. Unfortunately they only believe they are there to act tough, stir shit and generally just act like total faggots. They also will do their utmost to damage any of the so called "cliental" that happen to be employing them by spending money at the pub.

Take sparks last weekend at the cott. Sparks was quite happily drinking away at the bar and having a good old time. Then just because a lemon happened to "fly" across the middle bar some of these so called "tough guys" decide to bloody his face and kick him out. And this is after sparks has happily paid money to the bar to drink. Lucky for him he was able to sneak back in and continue his arvo at the sess.

But definitely the biggest cock that works at the cott has to be the same faggot that i wrote about last week (the puddle incident). Again this week we were happily sitting outside the cott, in a car opposite the pub waiting for the boys to gather up, so we could ride Brendo's "tube" (the love bus) home. Now surely its no sin to yell out from a car. According to swordfish, faggotnuts, king cock, macho man bouncer it is. The same tool as last week decided to come across the road from the pub and go nuts at us in the car. Buddy, why don't you stick to worrying about actually being a bouncer, and leave us punks in the car park alone while we gather the troops and go home. But no instead you have to go get the cops (who had no idea what the bouncer was on about) who subsequently came over to bust us (for what? sitting in a car) and in the end walked off looking like fools (because some moron bouncer has an ego problem).

Get with the picture bouncers. You guys are officially the biggest load of crap to walk this earth, and perhaps for the few bouncers out there who actually do a decent job (thanks) the rest of you crabs go about and prove to the world how really stupid you are.

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Ewoks are so cool

Tuesday, October 30, 2001 5:31:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

Ewoks are so cool. They live in trees and have bbq's. Ewoks are so cool.

 

 

 


Baby Ewoks are so cool.


Wicket is so cool. He is an Ewok. Ewoks are so cool.


Ewoks are so cool.

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Ewoks are so cool

Monday, October 29, 2001 3:31:00 PM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

Ewoks are so cool. They live in trees and have bbq's. Ewoks are so cool.

 

 

 


Baby Ewoks are so cool.


Wicket is so cool. He is an Ewok. Ewoks are so cool.


Ewoks are so cool.

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Opinionated gossip columists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, October 23, 2001 5:17:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)
It seems as though once someone has reached a certain level of notoriety and whose word can reach people throughout the world their head seemingly explodes to a size that is far too large for their own good. They also believe that they are free to dispense various forms of censorship upon those that have helped, nay, created their success. It would appear after reading various opinion columns of late, that perhaps the old saying of  "cause if Greg says it, it must be true" is in fact, not true, but a huge deception brought upon the loyal readers of clintoncherry.com. In other words, I will use as many bloody exclamation points as I want and no, I do not copy and paste someone else's stories unlike someone else who contributes to this site (let's just say his name is Greg R. No wait, that is too obvious. G Ryan).
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Headings

Tuesday, October 23, 2001 5:16:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

For some stupid reason, some of the writers within ClintonCherry.com and GregsGoss cannot seem to keep their heading to a resonable length. Couple this by some writers being unable to stop adding !!!!!!! to the end of any title they add. Headings which are over length are trimmed with ...... which makes the article look like a joke.

Not only does it look extremely unprofessional but it also highlights the fact that the writers brain is about the same size as a five cent coin.

I assure the general public that this matter is under review and those offenders will be looking for new jobs soon.

Death to the ...... and the !!!!!!

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Copyright

Tuesday, October 23, 2001 3:14:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

It was brought to my attending by a avid CC reader (Bedola) that some of the articles appearing in GregsGoss and CC's reviews have been copied from other sources.

Let me assure the general public that NO information is copied from any other site BUT information we gather is occasionally sold to affiliates. The money is used for many CC get togethers like Friday piss ups.

We have no more to say on the subject.....

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Opinionated gossip columists!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Monday, October 22, 2001 4:17:00 PM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)
It seems as though once someone has reached a certain level of notoriety and whose word can reach people throughout the world their head seemingly explodes to a size that is far too large for their own good. They also believe that they are free to dispense various forms of censorship upon those that have helped, nay, created their success. It would appear after reading various opinion columns of late, that perhaps the old saying of  "cause if Greg says it, it must be true" is in fact, not true, but a huge deception brought upon the loyal readers of clintoncherry.com. In other words, I will use as many bloody exclamation points as I want and no, I do not copy and paste someone else's stories unlike someone else who contributes to this site (let's just say his name is Greg R. No wait, that is too obvious. G Ryan).
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Headings

Monday, October 22, 2001 4:16:00 PM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

For some stupid reason, some of the writers within ClintonCherry.com and GregsGoss cannot seem to keep their heading to a resonable length. Couple this by some writers being unable to stop adding !!!!!!! to the end of any title they add. Headings which are over length are trimmed with ...... which makes the article look like a joke.

Not only does it look extremely unprofessional but it also highlights the fact that the writers brain is about the same size as a five cent coin.

I assure the general public that this matter is under review and those offenders will be looking for new jobs soon.

Death to the ...... and the !!!!!!

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Copyright

Monday, October 22, 2001 2:14:00 PM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

It was brought to my attending by a avid CC reader (Bedola) that some of the articles appearing in GregsGoss and CC's reviews have been copied from other sources.

Let me assure the general public that NO information is copied from any other site BUT information we gather is occasionally sold to affiliates. The money is used for many CC get togethers like Friday piss ups.

We have no more to say on the subject.....

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Chains of Love

Friday, October 19, 2001 10:30:00 PM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

I've been throwing around the idea for some time now of starting an opinion section on the website, so that views can be made on different topics whether positive or negative. Last night I saw quite possibly one of the worst pieces of TV I have seen since Speed 2 premiered on commercial television, and in the wake of this decided it was high time the public were alerted to the absolute trash that is put on the box in the crab season - and so this NEW area was formed.

Obviously somebody watched chains of love last night...
Chains of love is a program about 4 tools and 1 bogan chick who are chained up, with each day the chick voting of 1 of the tools. She then has the option to give them part of the $10 000 prize, bearing in mind the more she gives them the less she gets. The idea itself is totally crap, living off the publicity of shows that actually worked like Big Brother. But instead shows like this are made on a budget, with horrific background music and some token black guy in a trench coat with sunny's, who is only ever seen in slow motion has he comes to "unlock one of the tools" - essentially the bad guy with some tacky 80's background scary music.

DO NOT WATCH THIS PROGRAM.

This is trash. It is crap. It is full of tools trying to get 3 minutes of fame on some thrown together useless television show. I haven't turned a TV off 10 minutes into a show for a long time, but I had no choice last night. I had to turn it off. Normally I enjoy watching the footy show on a Thursday night. Now I am going to have to resort to watching some foriegn gay movie on SBS about a prostitute with 1 leg and a fetish for arabian singing fish.

In conclusion don't even consider watching this show for a laugh cause it is worse than that. If channel 9 has any sense they'll axe this show before they get sued for littering, corrupting, violating and defacing television.

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Chains of Love

Friday, October 19, 2001 9:30:00 AM (W. Australia Standard Time, UTC+08:00)

I've been throwing around the idea for some time now of starting an opinion section on the website, so that views can be made on different topics whether positive or negative. Last night I saw quite possibly one of the worst pieces of TV I have seen since Speed 2 premiered on commercial television, and in the wake of this decided it was high time the public were alerted to the absolute trash that is put on the box in the crab season - and so this NEW area was formed.

Obviously somebody watched chains of love last night...
Chains of love is a program about 4 tools and 1 bogan chick who are chained up, with each day the chick voting of 1 of the tools. She then has the option to give them part of the $10 000 prize, bearing in mind the more she gives them the less she gets. The idea itself is totally crap, living off the publicity of shows that actually worked like Big Brother. But instead shows like this are made on a budget, with horrific background music and some token black guy in a trench coat with sunny's, who is only ever seen in slow motion has he comes to "unlock one of the tools" - essentially the bad guy with some tacky 80's background scary music.

DO NOT WATCH THIS PROGRAM.

This is trash. It is crap. It is full of tools trying to get 3 minutes of fame on some thrown together useless television show. I haven't turned a TV off 10 minutes into a show for a long time, but I had no choice last night. I had to turn it off. Normally I enjoy watching the footy show on a Thursday night. Now I am going to have to resort to watching some foriegn gay movie on SBS about a prostitute with 1 leg and a fetish for arabian singing fish.

In conclusion don't even consider watching this show for a laugh cause it is worse than that. If channel 9 has any sense they'll axe this show before they get sued for littering, corrupting, violating and defacing television.

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